I hereby implore everyone in attendance to make some RPG Maker games. I mean, this and Space Funeral prove there certainly are metric fuck-tons of untapped potential to be mined, conventions to be toppled over, all that jazz. I would make a Minecraft reference here but I haven't played it yet -- I know an addiction when I see one. In fact...
*ramble about myself for a good couple of paragraphs*
Oh yeah! Game Journo Story! Fun times, for sure. It is a delicious and tart Ninja-Turtle-phallus-esque pickle to be savored and devoured by you, hearty consumer. Wait a sec, that inane analogy is certainly missing some gratuitous vulgarity. Just imagine a bunch of 'fucks' and 'shits' strewn about casually and thoughtlessly. Where was I? Oh yeah, this song is pretty awesome.
ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE GAME NOW