More Lightbulb Jokes

Submitted by costik on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 06:33.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

The old one was fine. You must be some kind of pinko commie socialist liberal if you want to change it.

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Only strong government regulation can save us from a recurrence of the "burned out light-bulb" problem.

How many centrists does it take to change a light bulb?

The light bulb problem is caused by the ideological rift in our society between left and right, and if only people were more reasonable it would have been changed long ago.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why do I have to change the light bulb?

How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't worry about it. Market forces will take care of it.

How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

No light bulb, no carbon emissions. It's better if you don't change it.

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Brilliant.

Submitted by sgtstens on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:34.

Brilliant.

...and more

Submitted by andyhavens on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 13:17.

How many birthers does it take?
That's not a light bulb, it's pineapple.

How many deathers does it take?
Obama pulled the plug on my darling light bulb!

How many middle class taxpayers?
Enough to pay $2 trillion in taxes to bail out the light bulb company, the electric company, and the bank that owns the note on the house.

How many Mac fanbois?
Your crappy light bulb cannot compete with the iBulb!

How many obsessive Facebook users?
1) One 2) Two 3) Three 4) Aquarius

How many vegans does it take

Submitted by jackbird on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 16:32.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm better than you.

Yes, yes we are.

Submitted by Evan on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 01:39.

Yes, yes we are.

I hate to say it, but these

Submitted by aconover on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 15:47.

I hate to say it, but these are about as funny as an email forward from my dad -- they're just old cliches. Could you guys stick to the game reviews?

..and yet more

Submitted by danman on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 16:20.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he needs a very tall ladder.

How many Existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; you must learn to accept the darkness.

How many people of a given ethnic or cultural group does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two; one to change the lightbulb, and the other to behave in a stereotypical manner.

One for the UK: Q: How many

Submitted by Abaleth on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 00:13.

One for the UK:

Q: How many socialist workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: You can't change it, it's never going to change, you've got to SMASH IT!

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