Mondrian

Take Drugs

Submitted by the99th on Sat, 04/05/2008 - 14:03.

Type:

Free Download

Developer:

Jim McGinley

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Have you ever taken psychedelics? Have you wanted to, but feared the legal complications?

I have the solution for you. Read up on the Hawaiian Baby Woodrose plant. You can order seeds of this legal plant cheaply, and plant them. They are not intended for human consumption. Recommended dose is 4-6 seeds.

Then play Mondrian.

It's one of those crazy Mondrian paintings, with the squares and stuff, except this time the squares can crush you. You want to Frogger your way across the painting to the crazy, flashing pixel block on the other side. When you get there, the whole thing goes whack, like some other Mondrian paintings. I'm not sure actually, I don't really follow the whole "art" thing, myes.

Different modes for different moods. Soylent Green! The human-corpse processed-snack bar-flavored mode. Casual, in case you don't care about challenge. Vertigo, inspired by the Alfred Hitchcock movie. And best of all, et cetera.

Or learn meditation and

Submitted by rinkuhero on Sun, 04/06/2008 - 07:52.

Or learn meditation and self-hypnotism and induce yourself into a similar state. Cheaper and healthier! But less quick.

This game was quite

Submitted by Cramulus on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 15:26.

This game was quite entertaining, for what it was. Though limited in scope, it makes up for it with visual prettiness.

Eye Candy

Submitted by TheDustin on Sat, 09/13/2008 - 02:10.

Whoo for alternate states of consciousness.

I of the Enemy

I of the Enemy

Over the years, conventional RTS games have gotten prettier and prettier, until today you can have hundreds of screaming Romans running across the screen in a scene that looks like something out of Cecil B. DeMille.

Kind of amazing, really--expect that, with rare exceptions, not much has changed in terms of the actual gameplay. It's still build, turtle, rush.

What if, instead of concentrating on improving the graphics, you took the "S" in "RTS" seriously, stripped away the resource extraction and tech tree, and looked for ways to create diverse strategic challenges with each level and thoughtful use of combined arms?

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