"I wanna play Mind Fuck!" she says.
"Yeah, we can play that."
So we play.
"What am I doing?"
"Points accrue every second or so, the first person to push shift gets the points."
It starts relatively innocently, but then it escalates. If you play it too tight, the boredom sets in, it begins to be an exercise in both players mutually agreeing to make the game more interesting. If you play it too loose, all manner of trust issues emerge. This game may be some kind of mental sex, but around here it manifested as S&M.
"Hey, you said we'd wait to 20!"
She just smiles. I make the mistake of trusting her again, she snatches it at 17. The race to the bottom starts, then the bad vibes tumble out.
"You lied to me you fucking bitch!"
Then it gets physical. I don't want to get into the details, but I did win the second game due to discovering the dominant strategy. I think this is some kind of trap to get chicks to break up with their boyfriends.
"Hey, I'm really sorry ok, I got carried away."
"Let's never play this game again honito" she says, jamming ESC.