Space Shooter

Jonathan Blow (of Braid fame) said of Jets'n'Guns, "This game puts forth a level of 'America, Fuck Yeah!' excess that has not been seen since Total Carnage." Patrick Dugan calls it "the riff ripping explosionary wargasm shmup fans have been waiting for."

Take an Elite-style game like Flatspace II. Set it in a cartoony universe where Zombies and Ninjas are waging an interstellar war. Tool around in a "starship" that's more like a Buick with a stardrive and lasers. Wage space battles against, among other things, space-going galleons and pterodactyls, and trade goods like cheese, paper, and kittens--no "industrial goods" or other boring stuff here. All to a loud, frenetic neopunk score--that's Ninjastarmageddon!.

Remember the Wing Commander series? Space sims, fast action, evolving story line... How come they don't make games like that any more?

Well, turns out they do, at least in Poland. Space Interceptor really satisfies the space sim jones, features great graphics (albeit wooden voice acting), and its only flaw, really, is its short playtime. But for $10 bucks, who can complain?

Convicts in Space

Back in the 90s, the conventional industry published a series of excellent space shooters with considerable depth of story--games like the Wing Commander series and Privateer. They seem to have gone out of fashion at retail, but if you remember them fondly, Cellblock Squadrons may be just the ticket.