FacewoundWound Your Face, Face That Wound | Submitted by the99th on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 15:45. |
Shoot that fucking zombie in that face.
When you do, it makes a wound.
Facewound.
Shoot that zombie in the face again.
When you do, the head is gone.
Headgone.
Pick up them plutonium sticks.
You need credits.
It don't matter if you get cancer, fucking zombies man.
Joe Dever's Lone Wolf series of "which-way" (or, if you prefer, "choose-your-own-ending") books were part of an efflorescence of such works in the 80s. (The other two most popular series were the Bantam Choose Your Own Adventure books, and the Fighting Fantasy gamebooks from Ian Livingstone and the UK Steve Jackson [not to be confused with the Texan Steve Jackson], both of whom have gone on to stellar careers in digital games).
