
You have to assume that Dr. Blob is some kind of mad scientist experimenting on microbia that are so feisty and dangerous that he finds it necessary to mount high-powered weapons around the rim of his Petri dishes so that when they get out of control and threaten to escape, he can unleash awesome energy beams to prevent them entering our environment and destroying the entire human race by infecting us with anthrax leprosy pi or influenzAIDS or something.

















