Ben There, Dan ThatI Laughed Out Loud | Submitted by costik on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 01:44. |
Graphic adventure are, to be sure, among the few game styles that actually do humor well -- but when you come to down to it, a lot of the games that try to recreate the humor of Monkey Island or Grim Fandango don't quite hit. Oh, they're jocular enough, but it doesn't quite work -- a smile at best. Yes, yes, we know, dying is easy and comedy is hard, but I can't remember the last game I played that actually made me laugh out loud. Ben There, Dan That did.
Easter is the celebration of our divine ancestry from the lizard-people, Quetzalcoatl, Tammuz, etc., and their thirst for the blood of bunnies and other reptoids. Science seems to indicate that some dinosaurs, like these feathered raptors, did evolve into birds, but did you know they also evolved into mammalian hybrids, and that these hybrid bloodlines of shapeshifters now rule the world? Ergo, Off Road Velociraptor Safari is probably the best way to celebrate Easter - ever - because it taps into the reptilian consciousness of predation that drives our totem sacrifices, in the form of a jeep, driven by a raptor, mauling other raptors for mad points.
