Huh, that picture looks pretty terrible. My little brother could draw better than that, and he's legally blind, arthritic, and also a tad dead. Aw, that Dustin artfag is reviewing again? Figures. He'll no doubt jabber on about how this little shitty platformer is "so fucking punk" because the author put absolutely zero effort into it. I'll humor him though, just so I'll have ammunition to say something snarky in the comment section.
Just as I figured. This game blows. The jump is floaty as hell, don't these punkfags play Mario? Whoo, I can shoot with "X". These spastic NPC's don't shoot back, he'll probably spout some bullshit about how it's "telling of the medium that when players are given the choice between violence and inaction, they will inevitably choose violence". Big fuckin' whoop.
Fuck. I game overed. Stupid controls. Restart.
Do you know what, fuck this game. I'll just leap off the first platform and end this pitif... woah, what's this dot for?Secret area, huh? Nifty. I guess I'll have to scope out the rest of the review below the fold.