Driving

Planned Parenthood sure made a strange choice of developer to do their advergame supporting awareness of abortion services. I could imagine Persuasive Games doing something a bit low-key, or maybe some more blase company doing an economic game that reinforces the value of Planned Parenthood's clinics and counseling. But choosing Messhof, creator of You Found The Grappling Hook and FlyWrench, that was a risky move. The result is the most bizarre advergame ever created, one that doesn't seem to particularly touch on any issues directly related to abortion, much less municipality.

Easter is the celebration of our divine ancestry from the lizard-people, Quetzalcoatl, Tammuz, etc., and their thirst for the blood of bunnies and other reptoids. Science seems to indicate that some dinosaurs, like these feathered raptors, did evolve into birds, but did you know they also evolved into mammalian hybrids, and that these hybrid bloodlines of shapeshifters now rule the world? Ergo, Off Road Velociraptor Safari is probably the best way to celebrate Easter - ever - because it taps into the reptilian consciousness of predation that drives our totem sacrifices, in the form of a jeep, driven by a raptor, mauling other raptors for mad points.