When I was a sophomore in high school my friend had this theory that you could say something totally obscene in a public setting and immediately start clapping compulsively and making funny noises, and the transgression would be overlooked by the greater distraction. I decided to test this theory by calling the new girl we knew a particularly offensive word, all in the name of science. I approached, she said "Oh hey Pat!" and gave me an M&M. I ate the M&M.
Offensiveness reserved for after the break
